You know what’d be great?

Bourbon popiscles. Hmmm, hmmm, good.

But you know what else’d be pretty dope? If there was a website, kinda like YouTube but, like…better.

Somewhere where I could watch all the television I missed over the last 2 years as I toiled in the shadow of the twin spinning prayer wheels of capitalism and consumerism, unable to dedicate time to the great glass teat, the one-eyed electronic wizard of id that throughout my Rhode Island youth so often served as my “teacher, mother, secret lover“.

A place where I could watch TV on my time, for free. Somewhere I could surf to and just veg out, just get completely lost for a while.

Yea. A site like? Oh boy. It would rock.