For the love of all that is holy and pigariffic can someone please explain to me…

…how anyone could possibly resist the chance to win free bacon for a whole frickin’ year!?

Also: “pigariffic” vs “craptastic“? Which is the better made up word? Personally, I’m still on the fence.

But just in case:

Pigariffic ™ © ®

Shaazaam at ya, Mr. Webster! It’s mine! You wanna put in your dictionary? Pay me!