Hole puncher, a mastodon, and the globule inside a minivan

Excerpt from spam I just got from a Mr. Otis Linsurgent regarding a white hot penny stock tip:

A hardly most difficult hole puncher, a mastodon, and the globule inside a minivan are what made America great! Some tuba player of a fairy recognizes a cough syrup defined by a parking lot, but an anomaly from a paycheck competes with the cheese wheel around the abstraction. A rattlesnake ridiculously trades baseball cards with a Eurasian spider. Furthermore, some feline salad dressing meditates, and a steam engine almost plans an escape from the spider a grain of sand. The fire hydrant for a tuba player seldom brainwashes a slow cocker spaniel, because an ocean over a ball bearing steals pencils from a bartender toward the buzzard.

Somebody call Tommy Pynchon, cuz I’m pretty sure he just got SERVED.

Spam as literature.

The Internet is Magic!

UPDATE: Fine, fine. This one’s for McLean. MASTODON ROCKS!