“Take your favorite foods:

Pizza.
Asian Beef.
BLT Sandwich.
Teriyaki Chicken.

Place them inside a tasty spill-free Crispy Cone.

What do you have? A healthy, delicious meal on the go.”

UPDATE: Me and the Other Brother Gowda are planning a pilgrimage to this joint. Apparently its outside of L.A. Interested in a road trip with us? Leave a comment and let me know. I’m thinking a convertible, a couple bottles of Pepto and a sunny Sunday’s all we need to experience the wonder of the Cone.

Harbour pointed out this “animated music video that is dark, scary and god damn beautiful”. Music’s by a band called I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness, tune’s called ‘The Owl’:

(View a hi-res version here.)

‘Britney Spears’ is still an anagram for ‘presbyterians’.

AMF’s Bacon Air Freshener was the top of the heap until Dr. Lisa Lisa reminded us that there’s no one more fly than Zana…

…except Zana holding about 8 lbs. of bacon that, as evident from her Cheneyesque day glow orange hunting cap, she had freshly killed about 30 seconds before this picture was snapped.

Advantage: Doctor LL and the Hungry Hungarian.

McLean complained mainly on the snakes on a plane in Spain that the old design was too hard to read. So I redid it.

I never met a blue I didn’t like.