Best Song Lyrics Ever

The boys from Cake yearn for a girl with eyes that burn like cigarettes, a voice that is dark like tinted glass and whose trading her MG for a white Chrysler Le Barron.
Shit, man. Who doesn’t?!
Listen to the full mp3 courtesy of their site here, and be reminded why Comfort Eagle still kicks ass.
Sample lyrics:
I want a girl who gets up early / I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity / Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice / And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack / She’s touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt / And a long, long jacket


