Rapist Declares World War

Israeli President Moshe Katzav, speaking just 24 hours after Israel’s attorney general announced that there’s more than enough evidence to lock Katsav up on charges of rape & sexual harassment, continued to insist that he’s innocent. The soon to be ex-president said, “Even if I have to fight a world war to prove my innocence, I will struggle to clear my name.”

Moshe, sweetheart? Forgot the fact you’re about to spend the next 50 years in a baked mud cell with Balfour, the transvestite Palenstinian weight lifter who still remembers how loudly you loved that little fence called the West Bank barrier. Forget that school houses across your nation are pulling your picture off their walls because the kids are frightened shitless of your oddly Capoteqsue grin.

A more important item to consider if you wanna prevent getting assassinated in the next week: do you really think a Middle Eastern leader who’s name has appeared next to the term ’sex crimes’ about a 10,000 times in the news since yesterday should be declaring intentions to start a world war for purely personal reasons?

Shvi besheket, jackass. Even if by some stretch of the imagination you are innocent, playing the cuckoo world leader on a crusade to prove his innoncence ain’t working. Take a lesson from famous tight lipped psychos Claus Von Bulow and O.J. Simpson. Fire your PR team and just keep your mouth shut, already. You’re giving sociopaths a bad name.