Best. Shirt. Ever.

It’s common knowledge the battle between pirates and ninjas is an ancient rivalry predating the birth of Christ, the extinction of the dinosaurs and that first scene in the X-Files movie where the caveman gets his ass kicked by the Great Gazoo’s evil big brother.

But a lesser known truth is that this deep racial hatred, somehow, borne a secret and forbidden love. Some faithful night saw a stealthy shuriken chucking badass and his swarthy eye-patched partner getting busy like Humpty in a Burger King bathroom.

The result: a Ninja Pirate! A Pirate Ninja! A Ninrate! A Pirja! An…um…

Whatever. Anyway, a celebration of this unholiest of dark spawns is now available at Starzan Tees, born, bred and raised by Tara and her man Patrick…and home of the best shirt ever.

BEHOLD! Ninja + Pirate = The Best Shirt Ever.