The Best Sandwich Ever…

…to KILL YOU WITH!

It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell’s half acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed mad man, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.

And dijon mustard.