You’ll Never Read Again

Thanks to Xopa for reporting early while I just bite later: The Onion, info outlet for vigilant news hounds worldwide has launched the Onion News Network. Setting the standard for globe-encompassing 24-hour television news since it was founded in December, 1892, the video news network boasts channels in 171 languages and can be viewed in 4.2 billion households in 811 countries.

Check out this excerpt from an eye-opening rountable on recent immigration law advances in the U.S. of YEEEEEEEHAAAAH A.: