When I got home last night, this guy was in my apartment. He says he’s glad to have a wheel, likes the smell of my wood chips and would like me to call him Ruprick. I’ve hooked his wheel up to power my 4-slice toaster. Breakfast these days is quite the adventure. Though I predict his proclivity towards shitting on the floor will take a bit of getting used to.

When I got home last night, this guy was in my apartment. He says he’s glad to have a wheel, likes the smell of my wood chips and would like me to call him Ruprick. I’ve hooked his wheel up to power my 4-slice toaster. Breakfast these days is quite the adventure. Though I predict his proclivity towards shitting on the floor will take a bit of getting used to.