Scientist discover instant cure for depression

Feeling down? Life got you by the yanks? Wondering ‘oh why, oh why me?’

Here’s some medicine that’s been helping me lately:

If staring into the yawning abyss of doom that is Amy Winehouse wandering the streets in a Clorox speedball haze ain’t scary enough to ease your pain…well, damn, Doris. I guess we could always try a lithium enema.

I give this chick 2 months before she’s a Lifetime dead-chick-of-the-week movie starring that lady from Friends with the nails-across-a-chalkboard laugh.

(More blood chilling pics available courtesy of www.wwtdd.com.)