I could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.

Seriously. Check it:

Apparently Orion can take 25. But I think if I was taller with less stumpy-arm’d of a reach my complete lack of moral and/or ethical fiber, and willingness to use said five year olds as weapons against their own drunken midget kind, would actually put me somewhere in the high 30’s.

Lemme know how you fare.