Meatscapes!
In their tireless self-declared mission to “increase the demand for beef through marketing, education, research and information” our friends at the Colorado Beef Council have come with an ad campaign that would put dark gotham wizards of misinformation I imagine found in Gilliam’s Ministry of Information and Orwell’s Ministry of Truth to a quiver of shame at their inability to fictionally fashion propaganda this unabashedly bizarre and more than vaguely creepy.
Marbled meat mountains!
Moist mignon mesas!
Behold, America, and quiver in awe and hun-gerrr!
KNEEL, MORTALS!
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MEATSCAPES!
Full disclosure: I really, really, really like steak.
