Scientologists are nuts!

Get this: Scientology is the belief that an extraterrestrial disguised as a man has the power to make us live forever if we eat his flesh and use telepathy to tell him we accept him as our all powerful and absolute master, so he can destroy the evil demon forces whose energy inhabits our souls, and whose existence was caused by a talking reptile convincing a woman grown en vitro from the DNA of a man’s bone to eat a magical fruit which doomed us all for eternity.

CRA-ZEE shit, right? Am I right?! WOW! I mean -

Ah…

Um. Hold up.

Wrong page. That’s actually the entry for, um…

Christianity.

Yea.

My bad.