http://www.ohmygowda.com Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:45:49 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Courtesy of Lady Miss Meg, who loves her some balloons. In other news: when viewed as a single page? Posts to this blog show up twice. Yes. I know. I heard you. No. In fact, I haven't looked into fixing it. Boom. Face. http://www.ohmygowda.com/2008/08/19/where-do-all-the-balloons-go/ Get this: Scientology is the belief that an extraterrestrial disguised as a man has the power to make us live forever if we eat his flesh and use telepathy to tell him we accept him as our all powerful and absolute master, so he can destroy the evil demon forces ... http://www.ohmygowda.com/2008/08/18/scientologists-are-nuts/ http://www.ohmygowda.com/2008/08/15/making-the-stopping-occasion-telegraphic/ This excerpt from his new autobiography makes me want to hang with author David Carr nearly as much as I dream of spending a weekend in Bolivia with Lindsey Lohan: My mother made the parade happen through sheer force of will. She blew a whistle, and people came. There were no ... http://www.ohmygowda.com/2008/08/14/the-night-of-the-gun/ My ex-wife and I named the cat Babygirl, and my mom and sister went on a Mother's Day cruise with him this year. That's how much we loved this muthafucka. http://www.ohmygowda.com/2008/08/14/how-much-did-we-dig-bernie/